Daddy can I be an Airport Screener? HELL NO YOU CAN'T !

Daddy! Ya? Can I be an Airport Screener? ---HELL NO YOU CAN'T. But daddy, Johny dad is an Airport Screener and he told me he love his job; he doesn't take time off; not even when he is sick. Hey! No kid of mine is going to sit around an airport all day; eating leftover popcorn from the previous shift and watching people's "Love Parts" Go read Moby Dick--forget that--You know, the Big Whale book. But Daddy maybe I can just pat them down--it looks like fun--YOU PUT YOUR HAND HERE LIKE THIS AND YOU CURVE IT AROUND..... YOU HEARD ME BOY--HELL NO YOU CAN'T. Daddy Mommy is watching "Airport Screener" on TV; she want you to join us. OH MY LORD--WHAT HAVE WE HERE? Martha TURN THAT THING OFF RIGHT NOW. Tommy ! GO TO YOUR ROOM.