President for your enjoyment.

First, to all my friends who wish me a happy birthday; I thank you all very,very much. Happy New Year Mr President, I hope this put a smile on your face. OK Mr President--it's the new year, 2011--LET'S SPREAD SOME HOPE; THE MASSES ARE RESTLESS. COMPLAINING,COMPLAINING, COMPLAINING--WELL STOP IT ALREADY--no more complaining about the Hugh Budget Deficit. It should be bigger to do the trick. SPENDING IS GOOD--Say what? Vibert, have you lost your mind--HELL NO. look at it this way: Two heavy weights are having a serious conversation over the deficit. It goes like this-- The President: John, I think we have to raise taxes on the rich. Mr. Banner: HELL NO YOU CAN'T The President: HELL YES I CAN. NO YOU CAN'T-- YES I CAN. OH Boy! You two are never going to agree on a solution. SO LET ME TRY: How much Government spending do you want to cut? 10 Trillion? OK, say 10 Trillion--Let's start with foreign bases--we have lots of useless bases around the world; close all of them and bring our soldiers home. Redeploy some along the borders of the United States; how about foreign aids--too much already--shut off the spigot. Health care--medicare, whatever care--pay for it yourself. Can't afford it? It's not the Government's problem; you ask for smaller Government. Lets look at safety personnel: Police, Firefighters, Homeland Security--we can't afford to keep individual Departments, combining the departments will save money and reduce overlapping functions; bye-the-way, we also have to let go two third of your safety and law enforcement personnel, that will save more money and give you the smaller Government you asked for. How about the infrastructure: Roads, freeways, waterways--you can handle a few potholes, it wouldn't hurt--maybe it would jar the crap out of your lower GI Track. Live with a few flooding, learn to swim. MediCare, Health care, social security--forget it! work till you are 70 years old, then pay for your own well being. THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS. 10 TRILLION IN GOVERNMENT SPENDING CUTS; ARE YOU HAPPY-I DIDN'T THINK SO. So, before we start belly aching about the Hugh Government out of control spending--think about how your standard of living would be affected. if it wasn't for the "Hugh Government out of control spending" we would all be in soup kitchens--but that is a debate for another time. If you like the austere measures propose here and if a lower standard of living is OK with you, then continue your call for a smaller Government. If standard of living is important, then stop complaining about how big the deficit is. Some say the government is spending too much, that the Obama White House is out of touch--that he/they will leave our grand children with a mountain of debt. They say the government should curtail its run away/out of control spending. Well I disagree--Say What? You want the government to keep running up this huge debt? YES--IT IS THE STIMULUS MEDICINE THAT WILL PUT US BACK ON THE ROAD TO PROSPERITY, INCREASE OUR STANDARD OF LIVING AND PAY DOWN THE HUGH DEFICIT AND PUT US BACK ON THE RIGHT TRACK. SO YES, (Hugh Government out of control spending = PROSPERITY AND LOWER BUDGET DEFICIT--WHICH WILL FOLLOW PROSPERITY. AM I THE ONLY EINSTEIN IN THE HOUSE?